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Fata Morgana
2004-04-12 02:26
... with a penchant for semicolons
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Given how much the incomplete sentences on the back of the toothpaste tube and the incorrect parallelism of the announcements at the airport irk me, I guess it's only fitting that I am a ...


GRAMMAR GOD!

How grammatically sound are you?
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Fata Morgana
chimerically
2004-04-12 11:08 (UTC)
Re: Greetings, fellow godly-one.
Hooray! Now we must also be grammar evangelists, and spread the proper use of pronouns and punctuation throughout the land! Long live the semicolon!
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Olego
olego
2004-04-13 07:55 (UTC)
Evening!
I, too, am a god of grammar. :-)
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Ping
zestyping
2004-04-12 11:30 (UTC)
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Hey! Were you thinking of the same airport announcement that bugs me? Something like "Do not leave items unattended... and they may be searched or destroyed by security officers."
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Fata Morgana
chimerically
2004-04-12 16:52 (UTC)
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Yes! They're missing an "and" in there. I can't remember exactly what it is either, but the general form is "Make sure of x, y, and go and do z." It should be "Make sure of x and y, and go and do z."
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jacobiwan
2004-04-12 18:56 (UTC)
Butt I lyke grammer alot two!
Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!

How grammatically sound are you?
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Fata Morgana
chimerically
2004-04-12 23:10 (UTC)
Re: Butt I lyke grammer alot two!
We can talk English good.
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Fata Morgana
chimerically
2004-04-12 22:51 (UTC)
(no subject)
Wow, I'm so proud I have so many friends who are grammar gods. We should form a grammar gods club. :~)
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Olego
olego
2004-04-13 07:56 (UTC)
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That sound so cute. *giggles*
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Olego
olego
2004-04-13 07:56 (UTC)
(no subject)
Err... Sounds.
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shallwedance_
shallwedance_
2004-04-21 00:59 (UTC)
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Ye ghods! My English (and Latin) teachers must be proud.
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